One of our office staff, Darlene Brinson, is a poet and didn’t know it! She won a $50 gift cerfiticate to Malaprop’s Bookstore from periodontist, Dr. Nicole Caldwell’s practice for the following St. Paddy’s Day Limerick:
If your gums they are funky, bumpy and red, And your breath it is something to awaken the dead, You need an appointment, For Nicole’s magic ointment, And then your sweet lassie will come back to bed.
Good for you, Darlene! But don’t quit your day job.